Greenlane/Onehunga

Vol. 282-3  September 16, 2024

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Everybody's Talking

Horn reform: In Cambodia, if you install a musical horn in your vehicle, you will be in trouble. The prime minister has ordered police across the country to enforce an order that car owners replace musical horns with normal horns. The leader had seen videos on social media of inappropriate activity associated with the musical horns, such as people, especially children and youth, dancing on the roads and roadsides as passing vehicles play tunes, creating a serious safety hazard. He has mandated that any musical horn should be ripped out and replaced with the standard honking kind. While this new law may take away some music from the streets, it aims to significantly improve road safety.

Camelids year: The year 2024 has been designated as the Year of the Camelids, a diverse group of animals including camels, guanacos, and vicuas, which are all part of the camel family, as well as llamas and alpacas. Recognising their vital role in sustaining the livelihoods of millions of people across 90 countries in harsh environments, the United Nations has bestowed this honour upon them. These remarkable creatures provide essential resources such as food, milk, transportation, fibres, and fertiliser. Particularly notable is the camel's ability to thrive in arid regions with minimal water requirements, which makes them invaluable for transportation across deserts and drylands.

Learn to drive: A woman from Colorado USA who had been arrested in the past for car theft and spent time in jail, attempted to steal another vehicle shortly after her release. However, police weren't the ones who foiled her plan. The issue arose when she realised the vehicle she'd stolen was a pickup truck with a stick shift. Lacking the skill to operate a vehicle with a manual transmission, she abandoned it, leading to the truck rolling and hitting a fire hydrant. Subsequently, she was arrested again and faced new charges of motor vehicle theft, careless driving, driving without a licence, and failing to report a crash. The stolen truck was returned to its owner.

Rare birth: In the confines of Thomas Belt Zoo in Juigalpa, Nicaragua, a mother puma welcomed three adorable cubs into the world. Two of them boasted a striking golden hue adorned with dark brown spots, while the third stood out due to its pristine white fur. This rare white cub was born with albinism, a condition believed to be shared by only a handful of pumas worldwide. Dubbed Itzae, meaning Gift from God in the Mayan language, the cub has quickly become a star attraction since her introduction to the public. Visitors flock to catch a glimpse of this extraordinary feline, marveling at her uncommon beauty and significance in the animal kingdom.

Quotable Quotes

Friendship is serious affection; the most sublime of all affections, because it is founded on principle, and cemented by time. ~ Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. ~ Robin Williams

Trivia

1. A snow crystal has how many sides?

2. Zone Improvement Plan is more commonly known as the _____ code.

3. The pig in Charlotte's Web was named Babe, Wilbur, or Major?

4. Those with sitomania have an abnormal craving for what?

5. Pong was among the first of this type of game.

Your Weekly Horoscope

ariesAries (March 21 - April 19)
This week you may be more focused than usual on your emotional reac­tions. What adjustment in attitude might help you act in more alignment with your highest values? Lucky numbers: 2, 7, 9, 12, 14, 24.
libraLibra (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
What has worked well or poorly for you since your last birthday? Now is a good time to set new goals. But you may wish to wait a bit before start­ing to implement them. Lucky numbers: 6, 14, 15, 17, 24, 34.
taurusTaurus (April 20- May 20)
An unexpected oppor­tunity may surface mid­week that helps you achieve something close to your heart. However, you might need to adjust your viewpoint to see it. Lucky numbers: 2, 16, 18, 23, 27, 35.
scorpioScorpio (Oct 24- Nov 21)
This month you may find yourself drawn into uni­versal mysteries. Following where they lead may give you strong insights. Be careful of being pulled under too deeply. Lucky numbers: 1, 8, 19, 26, 27, 35.
geminiGemini (May 21- June 21)
Information overload can easily happen to Geminis, and you may find your­self in this situation at midweek. Take a deep breath, step back, focus on your highest priority. Lucky numbers: 3, 9, 10, 11, 15, 26.
sagittariusSagittarius (Nov22-Dec21)
Your mind may be racing in many directions at week's end, which could make decisions difficult. You might want to consider waiting for a few days for this energy to pass. Lucky numbers: 10, 14, 16, 17, 29, 39.
cancerCancer (June 22 - July 22)
You may have had intense periods of transformation. Pluto was in your opposite sign but this transit ends soon. What have you learned? What still needs completion? Lucky numbers: 7, 11, 12, 19, 23, 29.
capricornCapricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19)
As Pluto makes its last pass through Capricorn, you may be asked to shed the vestiges of an old pattern. Let what you love most be your compass in this transformation. Lucky numbers: 8, 12, 14, 18, 23, 30.
leoLeo (July 23 - Aug 22)
Pluto will reside in Aquarius for 20 years. Sometimes there may be a stalemate between your needs and those of others. Cultivating matu­rity could ease this dynamic. Lucky numbers: 4, 6, 9, 17, 34, 36.
aquariusAquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18)
Pluto will soon reenter Aquarius and reside in your sign for the next 20 years. This heralds a period of transformation that could bring signif­icant changes in your life. Lucky numbers: 7, 8, 9, 18, 30, 36.
virgoVirgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Like your opposite sign, Pisces, over the next year you may be at a turning point, with major endings and beginnings. These changes may perhaps encour­age you to be of service. Lucky numbers: 8, 10, 19, 24, 35, 37.
piscesPisces (Feb 19 - March 20)
Like your opposite sign, Virgo, you may find yourself at a turning point over the next year, with major beginnings and endings. Let your highest vision be your North Star. Lucky numbers: 5, 9, 12, 18, 23, 25.
Lucky numbers for the week: Lucky numbers this week: This week's odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 23.

Did you know

Java reborn: In Berlin, Germany, bicycle couriers collect used coffee grounds from coffee shops and roasters, and deliver them to a social enterprise called Kaffeeform. The grounds are dried, preserved, and used to craft unique coffee cups.

Round safety: Have you ever pondered why manhole covers are round? It's because they require no rotation to fit properly. Additionally, circular covers are inherently the strongest shape.

Extreme means: If you are serious about dieting, you might be interested in U.S. Patent 4344424, issued in 1982. It is an anti-eating mouth cage! You can breathe and speak, but can't enjoy your favourite meal, an extreme form of self-control!

Morning ritual: Did you know that making your bed each morning may have mental health benefits? Scientists suggest that this simple act can enhance productivity, induce calmness, contribute to improved sleep quality, and reduce stress.

Beloved beverage: In Canada, a popular drink is called the Caesar, a blend of clam juice, tomato juice, vodka, and Worcestershire sauce. It originated in Calgary, Alberta, in 1969. About 400 million of these drinks are consumed each year.

On the lighter side

Some mornings I wake up grouchy. Other mornings I leave him alone.

Diner: Waiter, there's a footprint on my omelette. Waiter: Well, when you ordered you told me to step on it.

What goes up and down but doesn't move? A staircase.

What did the email say to the document? All good things come to a send.

Mother: Eat your spinach, there are thousands of kids in the world that would love some spinach like this.Billy: Name two.

Answers

1. Six 2. ZIP 3. Wilbur 4. Food 5. Video game